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[12 Aug 2004|05:08pm]
Ok jackson fucked up again... Fuck your dumbass for coming up with the amazing solution of lottery parking, todays jackpot is a swift kick to the crotch.

Schedule is as follows

S1
graph com 1
physics
precalc
stage craft design

S2
english 4
graph com 2
******** (will explain)
adv bound


Ok, they gave me art media and tech 1, what the fuck is that? Did i sign up for that? no. I signed up for digtl photo. I told my counselor that i needed that for college and she told me "Than we will def put you in." So now i have to go to the school on the 16th and get switched in. Closed class? Whats that? Its i dont give a fuck, now get me in my class which you said you would switch someone out of to put me in.

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[12 Jul 2004|12:33pm]
Why does it have fucking POUR a shit the day i get my license?

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Bullshit [02 Jul 2004|06:05pm]
98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy & paste this into your journal.

Bullshit, if only 2% havent tried it than why does more than half my friends list have this posted?

LIIIEEESSS

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[14 May 2004|04:03pm]

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[07 May 2004|06:42am]
and the thunder rolls bum bum buuum and the thunder rolls.....

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[20 Apr 2004|09:55pm]
http://www.supermodelswithseethroughtops.com

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[19 Apr 2004|06:15pm]
Today carly came back, she told me she was gunna be home at 1 in the afternoon. But instead she was at my bustop waiting for me. Can you say awesome girlfriend? She got me a present which is also awesome. We hung out till around 4:30, she had to go to her grandmas. So besides completly making my day im just happy shes back.

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[17 Apr 2004|09:18pm]
Carlys been on a cruise for like EVER. God damn luxurious boats and their taking of my girlfriend... ILL TEACH THEM. Her ship docks tomorrow but i wont see her till tuesday and i havent talked to her since easter so i miss her a lot.


fucking boats...


Anyway im going over matts tonight and we plan to go to KFC. Ha, funny people making such good food. There're so silly.

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[17 Apr 2004|09:17pm]
Two muffins are baking in an oven. One says "Sure is hot in here eh?" The other one says "WHAOMYGOD MUFFINS CAN'T TALK!" Then the other one said "DON'T YOU CALL ME A FUCKING MUFFIN"

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NERDS [14 Apr 2004|05:51pm]
MrGrinchFace: gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
MrGrinchFace: yells chewdave
Alex TheInfamous: *chewalex claws dave in the face and proceeds to eat innards*
MrGrinchFace: haa
MrGrinchFace: chewdave rides a small beast into the blizzard and...
MrGrinchFace: i mean dave skywalker
MrGrinchFace: haha
MrGrinchFace: ha
Alex TheInfamous: *snow monster alex attacks sneak claws dave skywalker and then proceeds to eat his innards*
MrGrinchFace: obi dave kanobi uses the force to trick the snow monster alex into being his love slave
MrGrinchFace: hahaha
Alex TheInfamous: *gets on knees and waits for commands*
MrGrinchFace: obi dave kanobi uses lightsabre to cut the monster's head off, then proceeds to eat innards
Alex TheInfamous: as dave eats the innards he doesnt realize that these arent normal innards. No oh no, they are explosive innards. So as dave eats he swallows a good 5 pounds explsion

*dave dies*
Alex TheInfamous: WINNER
Alex TheInfamous: lol
MrGrinchFace: YODaveA then brings back obi dave kanobi to life
MrGrinchFace: obi dave kanobi runs in fear, leaving YODaveA to fend for himself
MrGrinchFace: the end
Alex TheInfamous: alex is then resurected by a necromancer but not as a normal zombie, actully hes not a zombie hes a t-rex
Alex TheInfamous: *eats everything*




Alex TheInfamous: i want to leanr how to play fiddle

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I am your savor [14 Apr 2004|02:53pm]
I have found a most delightful present for all

http://www.the-underdogs.org/game.php?id=2972

that is a download for Oregon Trail the original game. And for those people who no longer have the brain comphrension of a 8 year old, you can finally beat it.

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Stab all happy things in the aorta. [13 Apr 2004|08:03pm]
[ mood | angry ]

Lets role-play for a little bit, ok? Lets pretend that I'm my computer science II teacher and you guys are me. Not only am i a overweight underqualified teacher but i like the feel of fried butter over my body.

So now imagine this, I the teacher give you a packet full of information and assignments. Thats it, the lesson is done you guys are now on your own. Your stuck sitting their with a packet of papers with info that looks like it was written by FUCKING Steven Hawking. It just blows your mind away. So when your trying to do your work at your computer and you dont understand you call me over for help. I minamize my solitare game or my e-mail and waddle over to you. You feel my fat roll on to your shoulder the heat emitting from my body. OH YES everybody wants that when they need help, its a real encourgment. So now that youve felt the touch of the devil on you when you ask for help your never going to ask for it again. Not only that but the help you did give only fucked me up even more. And finally i give you a D+. THE END

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If only they graded me on how well i look at porn on the computer... If only, if only...

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[11 Apr 2004|07:00pm]
Since i dont really use this journal anymore, im just going to put funny things that i find on the internet here.

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[11 Apr 2004|05:43pm]


this is all

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work [10 Apr 2004|10:48pm]
i made a braclet that says chewbacca, it kicks ass


*yells like chewie*

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[06 Apr 2004|09:31pm]
I really fucked up, ive lost to many friends in my life and its happened again. One good thing happens but it doesnt matter because i asses the situation wrong and i pay for my mistakes. Its just the way that i am, the way i grow attached to somebody that ill do anything for them, that ill wait on the edge of my seat for their approval. Then things dont work out the way i want them to, because my mind is happy in somekind of make believe land. I think everything is great, everything is dandy but im wrong. Its just me only acknowledging the good things and disregarding everything else. And then when i realize what the hell is going on its too late...

But i cant just say that this past 4 months i have been making mistakes because thats a lie. If i didnt do what i did the person that i love might not have had such a huge part of my life. So with all this complaining there also comes gratefulness. So as you can see i have very mixed feelings, on one side i feel like i lost all my friends and people close to me and on the other side i feel like i gained a person with such a strong connection with me its scary.

So heres what i got to say, i love carly and wouldnt change anything that we have between us. Ive also got to say that ive lost friends maybe it was me or maybe it was them but i want them back.

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what about the rest of them? [28 Mar 2004|10:52pm]
Apparently my dad is a motherfuckin P.I.M.P. My dad lives in Connecticut and single, he just finished with his second marriage and i was just informed by him that he has 2 28 y/o girlfriends.(he told me in a e-mail) So when i e-mail him back asking if hes serious he replies " 2 of them are 28" meaning he has others who are older... then he goes on to say "i live next to yale and 3 different colleges. New Haven is a happing town" Oh yea one of those girls are an exotic dancer.

and dad if you read this i am proud to call you my dad!

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im depending on a job and a car [28 Mar 2004|05:26pm]
[ mood | bored ]

fuck my boring life, fuck it to hell.

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Its so unhealthy [21 Mar 2004|05:21pm]
Friday Carly, Ellen, and Dave came over and we played lord of the rings trivial pursuit. The questions were insanely hard while others were answerable by a 5 y/o crack-baby. After that we watched whatever was on TV which was Orange County and Changing Lanes... We watched them with 100% attention on the TV, i swear... And all i know is that ive never been happier in my life. I am so incredibly lucky and i love her

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mandatory link [20 Mar 2004|04:02pm]
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/subliminal.php

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